4th Gen, 20GB model. Yippee!
To Pod or not to Pod
Gaahh. I had an iRiver H340 in my Amazon shopping cart last night…and then I removed it in a fit of uncertainty. At the last minute I found out that the US version of the H340 is subtly different from the one supplied to the rest of the world: it doesn’t include the USB Host function. The Host function allows it to plug (for example) a digital camera into the device and transfer photos directly to the H340’s hard drive, rather than having to slurp them off to a PC, and then move them around afterwards.
Okay, now realistically how often am I likely to use this feature? That would be…probably never.
Its absence in the US version means that it is substantially cheaper than the European version, even taking the favourable exchange rate into account: $407 at Amazon.com, or approximately £225 versus £333 at Amazon.co.uk. Hey baby, come to Papa.
But as soon as I figured I could live without that feature, I started to wonder what other features I really wanted, and what ones were merely nice-to-haves.
- Can I live without a colour screen, and the ability to record from a built-in FM radio? Yup.
- Can I live without the FM radio (which brings players other then the iRiver Hxxx series into play)? Surely. For the money I’d save not buying an iRiver, I could get a tiny Sony SRF-S84 radio as well as a music player.
- Can I live with a 20GB player rather than a 40GB one? My music collection comes out to about 18GB right now, and according to iTunes, I have less than 3GB of music I’ve rated 4 or 5 stars. That’s what I listen to most. Heck, I could get that on an iPod Mini, and still have space left to slap on a dozen full albums.
Come to think of it, do I really need a new music player right now at all? Hardly. Would it even see much use, while I’m still driving to work? Nope. Wouldn’t it make more sense to save the money right now, and buy one when I’m actually likely to use it (and when prices will have dropped, and new models will be available)? Yup.
Problem is, following the realisation of some stock options, I’ve got a nice little chunk of personal spending money burning a hole in my pocket, and we’re off on holiday to California in a couple of days’ time. The temptation to buy electronics while we’re over there is likely to prove irresistable.
The frugal Scot in me is battling it out with the excited geek going TOY TOY TOY. Any advice?
Our new energy saving lightbulbs…
…are guaranteed to last up to 7 years.

So if they last longer than 7 years…can I return them, complain, and get my money back?
To make your GBA perfect
I know it’s not particularly big or clever to make fun of foreign products trying to market themselves in English…but sometimes it can be just a teensy bit amusing. Take, for example, this GBA Movie Player adapter I’ve just bought, on a tip-off from WillC2 in a recent comment:
- “A good and cool device for your GBA” Excellent. I’d hate to buy a product that wasn’t cool. I might look like a dork.
- “It must work with CF card” I can just see the product designers looking anxious, crossing their fingers, and wishing with all their hearts: “It must work with CF cards, it must!“
- “To listen to the music” Aha. Fans for the Doobie Brothers, I see.
And on the back of the box, they decided that politeness was definitely the way to go for their basic instructions:

For all that, I have to say it’s a rather nifty little product.
Ratchet & Clank 3
Sense of humour? Check
Old save games (in case there are bonuses to be had, like in R&C 2)? Check
Honey-roast pueanut & cashew-flavoured nanotech upgrades? Check
Fully charged beerinator? Check
Qwarktastic. Go, go, go!
Halo 2
Nachos? Check
Hot salsa? Check
Big bag of chocolates? Check
Beer in the fridge? Check
We’re good. Go, go, go!
