In reference to my current miasma of self-imposed low-carb misery:
Me: I’m down to 75kg already.
Me: I was at 77kg on Monday. That’s 2kg in four days.
Abi: Wow. The will to live must be really heavy.
To which I can only add: harumph. When I come off this diet in just over a week, there shall be pancakes…paaaaancaaaaakes.