Category: Funny

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Joey’s Worst Date Ever

You are keeping up with Joey deVilla’s account of his Worst Date Ever, aren’t you?

With lines like this:

If life were a highway, Crabs would be the guy in the eighteen-wheeler with a bottle of cheap Tequila telling the monkey in the passenger seat “Hey buddy, you take the wheel for a while.”

…it’s utterly hilarious.

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95% of Americans of age 65 are broke or deceased

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This is one time mailing. No need for removal. You are not on any mailing list.

If that doesn’t trigger your funny bone, you’re not reading enough junk mail.