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G8, yada yada

I was going to write something about the G8 protests happening in Edinburgh this week, but Abi has already done an excellent job of it over on her blog. Yes, there have been protests; no, there hasn’t been any full-scale rioting.

Edinburgh Evening News front page from 5 July 2005Not that that has stopped the media from trying to hype up even minor kerfuffles. The most egregious sensationalism probably came from today’s (Tuesday’s) Evening News. “THE NIGHTMARE COMES TRUE” reads the garish headline. “We prayed it wouldn’t happen but yesterday the city erupted. The day that rocked the Capital: Pages 2-3, 4-5, 6-7, 8-9, 12”

And yet they couldn’t find anything more shocking to show on the front page than a close-cropped photo of a few police officers pushing back two protesters? Give me a break.

When I cycled along Princes St yesterday afternoon, the riot police outnumbered the revellers/protesters. And in many places, the press photographers outnumbered the riot police.

The unfortunate thing is that it’s in the interests of everyone involved to make the most out of every little scrap and scrape:

  • The protesters want the publicity of defeats in minor incidents to show how strongly they’re being oppressed, and how disproportionate the police response is
  • The police want the publicity of victories in minor incidents to demonstrate how firmly they’ve got the situation under control
  • The media want the publicity of minor incidents, because, well, they don’t have any major ones to report on. They’ve got all these reporters, photographers and camera crews on site, and they damn well want to get their money’s worth. “G8 protests uneventful” doesn’t sell newspapers.
  • The people of Edinburgh want the publicity of minor incidents so that we can tut-tut disapprovingly in public (while breathing sighs of relief in private), and generally maintain a air of superiority over Seattle and Genoa, while still appearing sympathetic to their plight. Edinburgh is far too civilized for all-out street warfare, don’t y’know?
  • The politicians are just happy for any kind of publicity at all.

(Of course, this may all change tomorrow.)

I have to say that I’m terribly cynical about the power of the Make Poverty History movement, the Live 8 concerts, and the G8 protests. It’s feel-good activism. I’m not belittling the goal of abolishing poverty (I am a socialist, after all), but it’s a bit like praying for rain in Glasgow, and then believing that God has smiled on you personally when it starts bucketing down.

The G8 leaders must think that Christmas has come early. Here is this massive popular movement, demanding that they take action over a hugely emotive issue. How much will cost the G8 nations to write off Third World debt? Peanuts. Shave a tiny percentage off of defense budgets, for example, and you’re practically there. When else in history have politicians had it in their power to satisfy so many voters by doing so little?

There will be a press conference, and a few well-photographed handshakes. Job done. Everyone wearing a white armband can smile in satisfaction that they helped make it happen! and go back to not caring about more complex issues affecting the world, like climate change, religious conflicts in the Middle-East, and the slithery tentacles of corporatism. You can’t be expected to solve all the world’s problems yourself, can you?

On a vaguely related topic, I am absolutely in awe of the police’s ability to keep their cool around so many clowns. It’s not that I’m afraid of clowns per se (sinister though they may be), it’s just that anyone who chooses to dress up like that and parade down the street, taunting bystanders with a “look how alternative I am!” attitude, is in clear need of a damn good kicking.

3 replies on “G8, yada yada”

I’m with you on the kicking front. Abi’s post was equally as good and I just commented there about my anger over the ripping up of benches and flower beds.

As for the whole MPH, I’ve actually removed my band. I was for the idea but in some way that would ensure that the Governments in Africa did not benefit and it was the people who did. Rather than just cancel a loan balance, I’d prefer to see some active measures for improvement that the Governments have to sign up for. I shan’t recreate the rant (http://weblog.brunton.org.uk/archives/2005/06/make_poverty_hi.html#more) that’s easier.

I enjoyed the news the other day when all the white artists are on the news shouting about cancelling the debt, and then a black woman (born, raised and living in Africa) said “Cancel the debt if you want…” – the way she said it was very offhand as though it meant nothing to her – “…but make sure the money comes to benefit the people. It’s the people that need it, not the Governments.” Hey what would she know, she’s not a rich singer standing on stage singing to millions for free publicity. Grrr!!

Generally the clowns looked rather silly rather than menacing.

Got me thinking though – what would be a cool ‘theme’ for an anarchist group hellbent on destruction? My top 3 would be:

– pinstrip suits with bowler hats (deadly umbreallas optional)
– Roman army atire
– Stealth ninja outfit (with or without swords)

I actually think it would be great if we started a band of business men in suits who went round people who sell themselves as anarchists and anti-globalisation people (you know the ones wearing mass produced clothes, eating mass produced food, travelling on public transport, living in mass produced tents, etc) and rip up their gardens, trample all over their place of living. All the while dressed in prim and proper business attire.

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