BBC:
All IRA units have been ordered to dump arms.
All Volunteers have been instructed to assist the development of purely political and democratic programmes through exclusively peaceful means. Volunteers must not engage in any other activities whatsoever.
With all of these new suicide bombers giving terrorists a bad name, what else are ya gonna do?
(On the non-cynical front: yay.)
Funny it was the first thing that crossed my mind. Cynical..surely not.