lolcat n lolcat++
is in ur prezentz
watchin u play,
heerin u purr.
i can has sense?
o noes!
sintz i sees u
noe kitteh is u++.
noe meow left,
fur al on end,
pointy earz ringin,
green eyes clozin.
im in my sunbeamz
dreamin of u
makin me worse
lik ded katz befor.
Pastiche of a Catullus translation of a Sappho poem. Originally posted in the Making Light LOLCats thread.
> I CAN HAS
u can has saucerz
fallin lik sno
bringin u futur
no1 kno what
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
u can has zombiez
shamblin about
smellin lik deth and rotn dekay
they can has brains?
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
u can has godz
bigger than big thingz
fitin the giantz
n serpent n wolf
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
u can has fery talez
lvs n spiritz
u can has bootz
play ur part
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS
u can has NEthing
citiez like glass
skynet aliv
angels n devils
humanz be hearin u talk
timlords n yeti
> NTHX
> I CAN HAS PHONE CAL?
> I CAN HAS PHONE CAL?
> I CAN HAS PHONE CAL?
LOLCats version of Neil Gaiman’s The Day the Saucers Came, originally posted on the Making Light LOLCats thread.
im in ur ruinz shamblin about
smellin lik deth and rotn dekay
mices and birdies all runin out
i can has brains?
i tiny kittee not veri tal
bitin ur nekaps off if i mai
clim up a tree an on ur hed fal
i can has brains?
member before-tym i was alaiv
lying in sunshine all dai
eten da kat fud when it ariv
i can has brains?
movin so slow 2 make u feel saif
m just a kittee don run awai
put out sum milk fur pur litl wafe
i can has brains?
time fur da pouncin then i mov fazt!
betr than katnip now i kan plai…
big meatie human i make u last.
i can has brains!
This was originally posted in the Making Light LOLCats thread.