Signs has some nail-bitingly tense moments, but inbetween them the film is slow-moving, dull, and annoyingly preachy. The twist at the end reveals the film’s entire premiss to be rather silly. Shyamalan clearly has some chops as a director, but he needs to stop wasting his time on vanity pieces like this.
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Shrek 2
Shrek used modern-day tropes and imagery to satirise fairytales. Shrek 2 does the opposite: it uses fairytale motifs to create a satire of modern life. It’s a very funny sequel. But with a more complex story line and a more diffuse band of characters, it’s not as focussed and essential as the original.
Red Dragon
Ed Norton doesn’t have the same edgy, fearful presence that William Petersen did in the 1986 version (Manhunter), nor does Ralph Fiennes have the same slightly vacant chill that Tom Noonan displayed. As for Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter… Well, he’s been there and done that already. The best performance here was from the ever reliable Philip Seymour Hoffman as the seedy reporter Freddy Lounds. Taken on its own, it’s a decent thriller, but I want more from a remake. I already know the story, so show me something new. Red Dragon doesn’t.
Amit Kalani, Priti Kalani – Developing XML Web Services and Server Components with Visual C#.NET and the .NET Framework
Like his C# web apps book in this series, this study guide for Microsoft Exam 70-320 gives a thorough look at the whole curriculum. I haven’t taken the exam yet, so I don’t know if the book alone is enough revision material to pass the exam with, but the book certainly made me feel confident enough to tackle the real thing. Some of the example code is weak and contrived, but at least it compiles most of the time–I found few errors. It’s not terribly exciting or original, but it’s a solid guide.
Adam Hall – The Mandarin Cypher
I went through the whole of Adam Hall’s Quiller series about five years ago when I was on an espionage kick. The books are pure high-speed secret agent escapism, and a quick dose of Quiller action was just what I needed to stir myself out of my current reading funk. The Mandarin Cypher is the first of the series I read. Upon re-reading it now, it has lost a bit of its sparkle, but none of its pace. Hall’s matter-of-fact stream-of-consciousness patter is great for keeping the plot moving and the pages turning. I always found Quiller’s Russian adventures the most engaging, but his outing to Hong Kong here has all the tense elements I remembered: hard targets, hard opposition, and impossible situations aplenty. If you want a throwaway afternoon thriller, you just can’t beat this stuff.
Johnny English
Note to self: stop watching spoof spy films that use the hero’s incompetence as their primary source of humour. They’re shit. Still, Natalie Imbruglia looks nice.
Sexy Beast
Simultaneously tense and funny “pre-heist” gangster movie. (There is a heist in there, but the bulk of the story plays out before the job, and the actual break-in is irrelevant to the plot.) Ray Winstone is fantastic as the soft-hearted mobster who wants nothing other than to live out his retirement in peace, but Ben Kingsley blows everyone else on screen away as the psycho hard case Don Logan who comes to get him for one more job. Lots of intense dialogue, thorough characterisation, dark humour, and the occasional surreal moment with an uzi-wielding rabbit. Wicked good.
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Without a doubt the best film I’ve seen so far this year. Sweet, sad, touching, clever, romantic, and funny. Jim Carrey harnesses all his comic talents to give a performance that is all the more powerful for its restraint. Kate Winslet is dippy, off-beat, and real. The script is quirky, insightful, and overwhelmingly postive in a melancholy kind of way. It is also the best science fiction film I’ve seen in…well, a long time. Not in the spaceships-and-aliens sense–it is set in the here and now–but simply in the way it explores themes of a scientific and philosophical nature through their impact on the everyday lives of ordinary people. A definite must-see.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
The pace of this film is more relaxed compared to its predecessors, and more even throughout. This contributed to the performances and settings feeling more natural and convincing, without sacrificing any of the sense of wonder that surrounds Hogwarts. However, it also left the film without the same kind of soaring climax the the first two had. It had been so long since I read the book that I was actually waiting for something else to happen when the credits rolled. Having said that, I was surprised to find that two hours and twenty minutes had passed so quickly. Fun stuff.
Evolution
Silly sci-fi comedy about a bunch of geeks who save the Earth from super-fast evolving aliens. Passably funny in a few places, wooden and flat everywhere else. Duchovny is not a comedic leading man.