{"id":1831,"date":"2006-01-21T00:45:15","date_gmt":"2006-01-21T00:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-1831.html"},"modified":"2008-02-19T21:49:43","modified_gmt":"2008-02-19T21:49:43","slug":"underworld-evolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/2006\/01\/21\/underworld-evolution\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>Underworld: Evolution<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, that wasn&#8217;t <em>offensively<\/em> bad.  Just lacking any kind of internal logic.  And a sense of direction.  And some idea of what the hell is going on with Marcus, and what Selene is &#8220;becoming&#8221;, and, oh, sod it.  It&#8217;s a bit crap.  It takes ages to warm up (although I suspect it would work better if viewed immediately after <i>Underworld<\/i>), the action sequences lack a sense of danger, and the whole thing is really <em>dark<\/em>.  (I know it all takes place at night and in gloomy locations, but surely they could have added a <em>bit<\/em> of sparkle.)<\/p>\n<p>Still, Kate Beckinsale looks nice, so the time wasn&#8217;t entirely wasted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, that wasn&#8217;t offensively bad. Just lacking any kind of internal logic. And a sense of direction. And some idea of what the hell is going on with Marcus, and what Selene is &#8220;becoming&#8221;, and, oh, sod it. It&#8217;s a bit crap. It takes ages to warm up (although I suspect it would work better [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-films_2_stars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}