{"id":1112,"date":"2004-05-01T23:53:58","date_gmt":"2004-05-01T23:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-1112.html"},"modified":"2006-12-30T16:27:17","modified_gmt":"2006-12-30T16:27:17","slug":"lara-croft-tomb-raider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/2004\/05\/01\/lara-croft-tomb-raider\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>Lara Croft: Tomb Raider<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This would have been <em>almost<\/em> enjoyable tosh, if it hadn&#8217;t been for the incompetent ending.  I&#8217;m quite willing to watch an hour and a half of plot-, tension-, and character-free eye candy, but for goodness&#8217; sake, if you&#8217;re going to set the climax in a massive underground orrery where time itself is fragmenting into glowing bubbles of cool special effects, at least have the decency to kill the bad guy in a blaze of high-budget CGI-rendered glory.  You can&#8217;t  just kick him in the nuts and leave him for dead as an earthquake shakes the place apart.  That&#8217;s just not right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This would have been almost enjoyable tosh, if it hadn&#8217;t been for the incompetent ending. I&#8217;m quite willing to watch an hour and a half of plot-, tension-, and character-free eye candy, but for goodness&#8217; sake, if you&#8217;re going to set the climax in a massive underground orrery where time itself is fragmenting into glowing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[73],"tags":[1142],"class_list":["post-1112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-films_15_stars","tag-legendshome"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/quickreviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}