{"id":794,"date":"2003-09-05T16:29:55","date_gmt":"2003-09-05T16:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-794.html"},"modified":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","modified_gmt":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","slug":"stealing-mainframes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2003\/09\/05\/stealing-mainframes\/","title":{"rendered":"Stealing mainframes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, say you <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/asia-pacific\/3083228.stm\">steal a couple of cabinet-sized mainframes.<\/a>  Then what?  Take them down to the local street market for a quick sale, no questions asked?  &#8220;Oi, guv, I&#8217;ve got a real bargain for ya &#8216;ere.  IBM <a href=\"http:\/\/www-1.ibm.com\/servers\/s390\/pes\/\">S\/390&#8217;s<\/a>, fresh as a daisy, two for a monkey.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nutters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, say you <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/asia-pacific\/3083228.stm\">steal a couple of cabinet-sized mainframes.<\/a>  Then what?  Take them down to the local street market for a quick sale, no questions asked?  &#8220;Oi, guv, I&#8217;ve got a real bargain for ya &#8216;ere.  IBM <a href=\"http:\/\/www-1.ibm.com\/servers\/s390\/pes\/\">S\/390&#8217;s<\/a>, fresh as a daisy, two for a monkey.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nutters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}