{"id":713,"date":"2003-07-27T22:12:22","date_gmt":"2003-07-27T22:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-713.html"},"modified":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","modified_gmt":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","slug":"joeys-worst-date-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2003\/07\/27\/joeys-worst-date-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Joey&#8217;s Worst Date Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You are keeping up with Joey deVilla&#8217;s account of his Worst Date Ever, aren&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_03_09_archive.shtml#90490943\">Part 1: The End<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_07_13_archive.shtml#105808370470073507\">Part 2: Meet the Evil Ex and The Waitress<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_07_13_archive.shtml#105823412292034615\">Part 3a: Meet The Artiste<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_07_13_archive.shtml#105853639684194718\">Part 3b: Meet Crabs<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_07_20_archive.shtml#105885305685752108\">Part 4: Worst Date Ever<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>With lines like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_07_13_archive.shtml#105823412292034615\"><p>If life were a highway, Crabs would be the guy in the eighteen-wheeler with a bottle of cheap Tequila telling the monkey in the passenger seat &#8220;Hey buddy, <em>you<\/em> take the wheel for a while.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;it&#8217;s utterly hilarious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are keeping up with Joey deVilla&#8217;s account of his Worst Date Ever, aren&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_03_09_archive.shtml#90490943\">Part 1: The End<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_07_13_archive.shtml#105808370470073507\">Part 2: Meet the Evil Ex and The Waitress<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_07_13_archive.shtml#105823412292034615\">Part 3a: Meet The Artiste<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_07_13_archive.shtml#105853639684194718\">Part 3b: Meet Crabs<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kode-fu.com\/shame\/2003_07_20_archive.shtml#105885305685752108\">Part 4: Worst Date Ever<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,34,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-funny","category-the_web"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}