{"id":604,"date":"2003-04-17T21:05:31","date_gmt":"2003-04-17T21:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-604.html"},"modified":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","modified_gmt":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","slug":"day-5-of-atkins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2003\/04\/17\/day-5-of-atkins\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 5 of Atkins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Q:<\/b><i> What would you rather eat for dinner this evening:  a succulent breast of chicken with scrambled eggs and hot sauce, or a single dry slice of brown bread?<\/i><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>A:<\/b> Oh, no question.  It&#8217;s got to be the bread.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q:<\/b><i> What about a totally decadent snack while you&#8217;re watching TV later on in the evening?  A selection of fine mature cheeses and some roasted hazelnuts, or a single dry slice of brown bread?<\/i><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>A:<\/b> Gotta be the bread again, mate.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q:<\/b><i> And for breakfast at the weekend?  Bacon, eggs, sausage, and fried mushrooms, or ack&#8230;get your hands&#8230;aagh&#8230;off my&#8230;ghhg&#8230;throat!<\/i><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>A:<\/b> Stop playing with my mind and just give me the damn bread!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><b>Q:<\/b><i> What would you rather eat for dinner this evening:  a succulent breast of chicken with scrambled eggs and hot sauce, or a single dry slice of brown bread?<\/i><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<b>A:<\/b> Oh, no question.  It&#8217;s got to be the bread.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food_and_drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}