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Fiona: “Sloth face!”<\/p>\n

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Me: “What’s a sloth face?”<\/p>\n

Fiona: “This is a sloth face.”<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

Me: “Oh, I see. What does your sloth face look like, Alex?”<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

Alex: “I don’t do sloth face.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Fair enough.”<\/p>\n

Adam Toren: “Look at meeeee!”<\/p>\n

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