{"id":2799,"date":"2014-10-11T08:30:21","date_gmt":"2014-10-11T06:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/?p=2799"},"modified":"2014-10-11T08:32:21","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T06:32:21","slug":"normal-stages-in-child-development","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2014\/10\/11\/normal-stages-in-child-development\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Normal Stages In Child Development&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mallory Ortberg &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/2014\/10\/10\/normal-milestones-child-development\/\">Normal Stages In Child Development<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>6 months-1 year<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>All clocks stop when child enters a room<\/li>\n<li>Speaks backwards<\/li>\n<li>Moon allergy<\/li>\n<li>Heart often vanishes<\/li>\n<li>Hair takes on shape of Witch\u2019s Ladder<\/li>\n<li>Can\u2019t touch iron<\/li>\n<li>Everything hurts<\/li>\n<li>Demonstrates independence by starting quarrels with the Cunning Folk<\/li>\n<li>Appearance of Vengeance Limbs<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/itsliketheyknowus.tumblr.com\/\">like she knows us<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mallory Ortberg &#8211; Normal Stages In Child Development: 6 months-1 year All clocks stop when child enters a room Speaks backwards Moon allergy Heart often vanishes Hair takes on shape of Witch\u2019s Ladder Can\u2019t touch iron Everything hurts Demonstrates independence by starting quarrels with the Cunning Folk Appearance of Vengeance Limbs (It&#8217;s like she knows &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2014\/10\/11\/normal-stages-in-child-development\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;Normal Stages In Child Development&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2799"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2801,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799\/revisions\/2801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}