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<\/p>\nI fear I may have given the wrong impression of myself when I posted this photo a couple of months ago:<\/p>\n
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The picture may lead you to believe that I thrive on sunlight<\/em> streaming through the window. That I maintain a tidy desk<\/em>. That I <gasp><\/em> use a single monitor<\/em>. Wait… I am a geek. Hath not a geek a cave<\/a>? If you ping me, do I not l33t?<\/p>\n Well, worry no more. Here’s the updated version:<\/p>\n Key features:<\/p>\n I have also come across a trio of articles in the last couple of weeks that pretty much describe me to a T. Have a look and see.<\/p>\n “The Nerd Handbook<\/a>” by Rands:<\/p>\n “These control issues mean your nerd is sensitive to drastic changes in his environment. Think travel. Think job changes. These types of system-redefining events force your nerd to recognize that the world is not always or entirely a knowable place, and until he reconstructs this illusion, he\u2019s going to be frustrated and he\u2019s going to act erratically. I develop an incredibly short fuse during system-redefining events and I\u2019m much more likely to lose it over something trivial and stupid.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n “Wide vs. Deep<\/a>” by Greg Knauss:<\/p>\n “The programmer, though, wants to be involved deeply and profoundly in just a few projects \u2014 he wants to own them, top to bottom. Maybe it\u2019s a whole program, or a single feature, or some underlying library. Whatever. He wants to live in it, neck-deep. He has to worry about all \u2014 literally all \u2014 of the obscure technical details that make computers go. Jumping between projects \u2014 context switching \u2014 is a great way to burn a programmer out, because the cost of unloading one project from his head only to load up another one is enormously high. The idea of switching between two projects in a day, much less ten, is not only exhausting, but depressing.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n “What I Want For Christmas: Not A Damn Thing<\/a>” by John Scalzi:<\/p>\n “For a number of years, I\u2019ve told people who have been thinking of getting me something for Christmas or whatever holiday excuse they have for gift giving that I\u2019d simply prefer they not get me anything at all. The reaction to this often ranges from confusion (i.e., how can you not want gifts?) to exasperation that my insincere \u201cno, no, you don\u2019t have to get me anything\u2026\u201d ways just means they will have to be extra crafty in getting me a gift, since I\u2019m not helping them by hinting at what I want. This is when people ask my wife what I want, and she tells them that I told her years ago to stop getting me Christmas gifts. At which point I suspect their heads explode.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n I wrote about exactly that same thing two years ago, albeit in a more mouth-foamingly ranty way. Scalzi expresses himself much more calmly and eloquently, and everything he says applies to me. (Well, apart from Julie Delpy, Kate Winslet, and that car<\/a>. Call it Jennifer Connelly, Kate Beckinsale, and a 1983 Porsche 911SC<\/a>, and we’re golden.) To anyone who wants to get me anything for my birthday or Christmas now or in the future: please read Scalzi’s article.<\/p>\n Quite comfortingly, Christmas doesn’t seem to have landed yet here in The Netherlands. And it’s almost December! Sure, we’ve got the whole Sinterklaas<\/a> thing going on, but it doesn’t thrust itself at you and hump your leg like Christmas does in the UK. Consequently, I’m feeling a lot calmer this holiday season. Or maybe the therapy is helping. Or something.<\/p>\n![\"The](\"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/images\/2007\/11\/cave.jpg\")
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