{"id":2077,"date":"2007-06-24T23:17:29","date_gmt":"2007-06-24T23:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-2077.html"},"modified":"2007-06-25T00:11:51","modified_gmt":"2007-06-25T00:11:51","slug":"sack-of-coal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2007\/06\/24\/sack-of-coal\/","title":{"rendered":"Sack of coal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Alex is totally engrossed in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/article.php?article_id=59738\">Psychonauts<\/a>.  I need to figure out what to give him to eat.  Alex likes having a chocolate spread sandwich in the morning.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> Alex, we only have enough chocolate spread for one sandwich.  If you have it now, you won&#8217;t be able to have a chocolate spread sandwich for breakfast tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p><b>Alex:<\/b> Okay.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> You could have some yoghurt for breakfast though.<\/p>\n<p><b>Alex:<\/b> Okay.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> So you want me to make you a chocolate spread sandwich now?<\/p>\n<p><b>Alex:<\/b> Yep.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> And you&#8217;re fine with having yoghurt in the morning?<\/p>\n<p><b>Alex:<\/b> Yep.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> So do you want a sack of coal for your morning snack at school, then?<\/p>\n<p><b>Alex:<\/b> Yep.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> Okay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alex is totally engrossed in Psychonauts. I need to figure out what to give him to eat. Alex likes having a chocolate spread sandwich in the morning. Me: Alex, we only have enough chocolate spread for one sandwich. If you have it now, you won&#8217;t be able to have a chocolate spread sandwich for breakfast &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2007\/06\/24\/sack-of-coal\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sack of coal&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}