{"id":1952,"date":"2006-08-27T00:09:26","date_gmt":"2006-08-27T00:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-1952.html"},"modified":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","modified_gmt":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","slug":"fuck-its-christmas-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2006\/08\/27\/fuck-its-christmas-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck, it’s Christmas again"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Advent Walked through Costco this afternoon, and the Christmas decorations are already in the aisles. It’s still August. Hot damn.<\/p>\n

Okay, so here’s the new rule: The only people who are allowed to buy me anything this Christmas are Alex and Fiona.<\/strong> That’s it.<\/p>\n

It’s not that I don’t want anything–there are plenty of things I’d like to have. I just don’t want anything for Christmas<\/em>. Not anything from my wishlist, not “just somethig small”, and not a charitable donation in my name. Just nothing. Please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Walked through Costco this afternoon, and the Christmas decorations are already in the aisles. It’s still August. Hot damn. Okay, so here’s the new rule: The only people who are allowed to buy me anything this Christmas are Alex and Fiona. That’s it. It’s not that I don’t want anything–there are plenty of things I’d … <\/p>\n

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