{"id":1359,"date":"2004-09-17T15:04:58","date_gmt":"2004-09-17T15:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-1359.html"},"modified":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","modified_gmt":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","slug":"scenes-from-a-porch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2004\/09\/17\/scenes-from-a-porch\/","title":{"rendered":"Scenes from a porch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In reference to my current miasma of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sunpig.com\/martin\/archives\/2004\/09\/15\/atkins_and_kilts\/\">self-imposed low-carb misery<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> I&#8217;m down to 75kg already.<\/p>\n<p><b>Abi:<\/b> Cool.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> I was at 77kg on Monday.  That&#8217;s 2kg in four days.<\/p>\n<p><b>Abi:<\/b> Wow.  The will to live must be really heavy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To which I can only add:  <i>harumph<\/i>.  When I come off this diet in just over a week, there shall be pancakes&#8230;paaaaancaaaaakes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In reference to my current miasma of self-imposed low-carb misery: Me: I&#8217;m down to 75kg already. Abi: Cool. Me: I was at 77kg on Monday. That&#8217;s 2kg in four days. Abi: Wow. The will to live must be really heavy. To which I can only add: harumph. When I come off this diet in just &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2004\/09\/17\/scenes-from-a-porch\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Scenes from a porch&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-food_and_drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}