{"id":1298,"date":"2004-08-20T22:40:09","date_gmt":"2004-08-20T22:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-1298.html"},"modified":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","modified_gmt":"2006-09-23T19:30:11","slug":"scary-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/2004\/08\/20\/scary-place\/","title":{"rendered":"Scary place"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alex has a jigsaw puzzle that is a map of Europe.  Being designed for three-year-olds, it includes cute, stereotypical cartoons for each country.  Scotland has a kilted bagpiper, Spain has a flamenco dancer, and Romania has a&#8230;vampire.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sunpig.com\/martin\/images\/2004\/08\/scaryplace.jpg\" alt=\"Romania is a scary place\" style=\"padding:4px;border:1px dotted black;margin:7px;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As we were putting it together this evening, Alex explained to me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a scary place.  It&#8217;s got ouchy things that could make you dead.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.romaniatourism.com\/\">Romanian Tourist Office<\/a> will be pleased that this message is getting across to toddlers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alex has a jigsaw puzzle that is a map of Europe.  Being designed for three-year-olds, it includes cute, stereotypical cartoons for each country.  Scotland has a kilted bagpiper, Spain has a flamenco dancer, and Romania has a&#8230;vampire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/martin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}