{"id":2950,"date":"2014-02-12T22:25:56","date_gmt":"2014-02-12T21:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2950"},"modified":"2014-02-12T22:41:17","modified_gmt":"2014-02-12T21:41:17","slug":"what-does-the-sock-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2014\/02\/12\/what-does-the-sock-say\/","title":{"rendered":"What Does the Sock Say?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Blogger posts,
\nFriend writes this<\/em>
\nSpammer adds
\nSome word salad.
\nN00b goes what?<\/em>,
\nCrank goes but\u2014<\/em>
\nAnd the conversation starts.
\nRedditor
\nSubmits a link,
\nAnd the trolls come out to play.<\/p>\n

But there’s one voice
\nThat no one knows
\nWhat does the sock say?<\/p>\n

Just a thing-thing-thing-a-thingy-thing!<\/em>
\n Let me bring-bring-bring-bring-a-thing-up-thing!<\/em>
\n Let me bring-bring-bring-bring-a-thing-up-thing!<\/em>
\nWhat the sock say?<\/p>\n

Wha-ta-fu-wha-ta-fu-huh?<\/em>
\n Wha-ta-fu-wha-ta-fu-huh?<\/em>
\n Wha-ta-fu-wha-ta-fu-huh?<\/em>
\nWhat the sock say?<\/p>\n

Hatey-hatey-hatey-ho!<\/em>
\n Hatey-hatey-hatey-ho!<\/em>
\n Hatey-hatey-hatey-ho!<\/em>
\nWhat the sock say?<\/p>\n

Yup-yup-yuppo-yuppo-yup!<\/em>
\n Yup-yup-yuppo-yuppo-yup!<\/em>
\n Yup-yup-yuppo-yuppo-yup!<\/em>
\nWhat the sock say?<\/p>\n

Different name
\nNew IP
\nStrange how much
\nYou remind me…
\nMake a slip
\nIn what you know
\nSuddenly your true self shows.<\/p>\n

And what I read
\nAs innocent
\nFrom a stranger to my site
\nNow comes across
\nMore sinister
\nAnd things get suddenly much
\nWo-o-o-o-orse
\nWo-o-o-o-orse
\nWo-o-o-o-orse
\nI say your name and
\nCu-u-u-u-urse
\nCu-u-u-u-urse
\nCu-u-u-u-urse<\/p>\n

What does the sock say?<\/p>\n

Got-cha-gotcha-gotcha-now!<\/em>
\n Got-cha-gotcha-gotcha-now!<\/em>
\n Got-cha-gotcha-gotcha-now!<\/em>
\nWhat the sock say?<\/p>\n

Fukka-kaka-kaka-kaka-cow!<\/em>
\n Fukka-kaka-kaka-kaka-cow!<\/em>
\n Fukka-kaka-kaka-kaka-cow!<\/em>
\nWhat the sock say?<\/p>\n

Tee-hee-teehee tee-hee!<\/em>
\n Tee-hee-teehee tee-hee!<\/em>
\n Tee-hee-teehee tee-hee!<\/em>
\nWhat the sock say?<\/p>\n

I foo-oo-oo-ooled<\/em>
\n Yoo-oo-oo-ooo!<\/em>
\nWhat does the sock say?<\/p>\n

The secret of the sock
\nAnonymity
\nSomewhere out in the net
\nI know you’re hiding
\nWhat is your name?
\nDo I even care
\nWhat got you so obsessed with me?
\nWhy do you stay?<\/p>\n

You’re my internet stalker
\nHiding in the net
\nWhy do you stay?
\nI won’t go away, no, you can’t drive me away, no, I’m here to stay, yo<\/em>
\nWill we ever know?
\nMaybe I’ll come and stay, now<\/em>
\nI want you
\nCome on over and play, you’re<\/em>
\nI want you, want you to go!
\nReading the crap that I say, though.<\/em><\/p>\n

Original version here<\/a>, Know Your Meme explanation here<\/a>, if you’re confused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Blogger posts, Friend writes this Spammer adds Some word salad. N00b goes what?, Crank goes but\u2014 And the conversation starts. Redditor Submits a link, And the trolls come out to play. But there’s one voice That no one knows What does the sock say? Just a thing-thing-thing-a-thingy-thing! Let me bring-bring-bring-bring-a-thing-up-thing! Let me bring-bring-bring-bring-a-thing-up-thing! What the … Continue reading What Does the Sock Say?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1589],"tags":[1904,1790],"class_list":["post-2950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doggerel-pastiches","tag-fox","tag-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2950"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2952,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2950\/revisions\/2952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}