{"id":2770,"date":"2007-06-05T00:00:23","date_gmt":"2007-06-04T22:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2770"},"modified":"2014-01-19T22:31:50","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T21:31:50","slug":"catullus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2007\/06\/05\/catullus\/","title":{"rendered":"CATullus"},"content":{"rendered":"

lolcat n lolcat++
\nis in ur prezentz
\nwatchin u play,
\nheerin u purr.<\/p>\n

i can has sense?
\no noes!
\nsintz i sees u
\nnoe kitteh is u++.<\/p>\n

noe meow left,
\nfur al on end,
\npointy earz ringin,
\ngreen eyes clozin.<\/p>\n

im in my sunbeamz
\ndreamin of u
\nmakin me worse
\nlik ded katz befor.<\/p>\n

– o0o –<\/p>\n

ohai
\ndon likz
\nbut likz.
\nask why
\nan how?
\nme don’
\nquait knoe
\nbut ow!<\/p>\n

Originally posted on Making Light<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

lolcat n lolcat++ is in ur prezentz watchin u play, heerin u purr. i can has sense? o noes! sintz i sees u noe kitteh is u++. noe meow left, fur al on end, pointy earz ringin, green eyes clozin. im in my sunbeamz dreamin of u makin me worse lik ded katz befor. – … Continue reading CATullus<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1589],"tags":[1761,1756],"class_list":["post-2770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doggerel-pastiches","tag-catullus","tag-lolcats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2771,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2770\/revisions\/2771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}