{"id":2754,"date":"2007-08-20T00:00:53","date_gmt":"2007-08-19T22:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2754"},"modified":"2014-01-19T22:42:48","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T21:42:48","slug":"the-hundred-acre-mirkwood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2007\/08\/20\/the-hundred-acre-mirkwood\/","title":{"rendered":"The hundred-acre Mirkwood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Old fat buzzer humming in a tree!<br \/>\nOld fat buzzer can&#8217;t see me!<br \/>\nBuzzy-loud! Buzzy-loud!<br \/>\nSee the cloud?<br \/>\nStop your humming and look at me!<br \/>\nGold and black-bands, busy no-hands<br \/>\nGold and black-bands can&#8217;t spy me!<br \/>\nBuzzy-loud! Buzzy-loud!<br \/>\nLeave your crowd!<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll never catch me in your tree!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; o0o &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Busy Bee and dizzy Drone,<br \/>\nAre swarming round to sting me.<br \/>\nI fly ever nigh in the bright sky,<br \/>\nBut still they cannot bring me!<br \/>\nSoaring leaf, clever hunny thief;<br \/>\nyou are dim and busy.<br \/>\nYou cannot sting me, buzzing chief,<br \/>\nIn your swarmings dizzy.<\/p>\n<p>Originally posted on <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/009290.html#207729\">Making Light<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old fat buzzer humming in a tree! Old fat buzzer can&#8217;t see me! Buzzy-loud! Buzzy-loud! See the cloud? Stop your humming and look at me! Gold and black-bands, busy no-hands Gold and black-bands can&#8217;t spy me! Buzzy-loud! Buzzy-loud! Leave your crowd! You&#8217;ll never catch me in your tree! &#8211; o0o &#8211; Busy Bee and dizzy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2007\/08\/20\/the-hundred-acre-mirkwood\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The hundred-acre Mirkwood<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1589],"tags":[1778,1771,1740,1770],"class_list":["post-2754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doggerel-pastiches","tag-milne","tag-mirkwood","tag-tolkien","tag-winnie-the-pooh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2754"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2755,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754\/revisions\/2755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}