{"id":2728,"date":"2008-08-26T00:00:04","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T22:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2728"},"modified":"2014-01-19T23:15:34","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T22:15:34","slug":"scenes-from-dr-horrible-friendship-is-magic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2008\/08\/26\/scenes-from-dr-horrible-friendship-is-magic\/","title":{"rendered":"Scenes from Dr Horrible: Friendship is Magic"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dr Horsible:<\/em>
\nA stallion must run
\nWhere a stallion must run
\nDon’t join the race
\nIf you can’t be number one.<\/p>\n

All that matters
\nTaking matters firmly by the bit
\nSoon I’ll control everything
\nAnd to your reins submit<\/p>\n

Captain Hammer:<\/em>
\nSlow down, everyone,
\nDrop out of the race
\nLet the winner by
\nI will set the pace.<\/p>\n

Yes, Captain Hammer’s here
\nMane flowing as I trot
\nThe race needs a star, and I’m so hot.<\/p>\n

A stallion must run where a stallion must run
\nIt seems the real race has only just begun
\nThe only way to lose is if we don’t finish tied
\nSo I’ll slow up and we’ll go side by side.<\/p>\n

– o0o –<\/p>\n

It may not make you bigger
\nLetting humans ride
\nBut you know who does that? Trigger.
\nHe carried Roy with pride.<\/p>\n

So you wonder what your part is
\nBecause you’re saddled and repressed
\nBut freedom’s where your heart is
\nSo you freedom’s in your chest.<\/p>\n

Everyone’s a stallion in their own way
\nEveryone can rear and neigh and paw.
\nJust not as high as me
\nBut ponies, you can still look on with awe<\/p>\n

Everyone’s a stallion in their own way
\nIn own My Little Pony way.<\/p>\n

Originally posted on Making Light<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dr Horsible: A stallion must run Where a stallion must run Don’t join the race If you can’t be number one. All that matters Taking matters firmly by the bit Soon I’ll control everything And to your reins submit Captain Hammer: Slow down, everyone, Drop out of the race Let the winner by I will … Continue reading Scenes from Dr Horrible: Friendship is Magic<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1589],"tags":[1825,1743,1824],"class_list":["post-2728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doggerel-pastiches","tag-dr-horrible","tag-fanfic","tag-mlp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2729,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions\/2729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}