{"id":2706,"date":"2011-01-14T00:00:02","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T23:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2706"},"modified":"2014-01-19T23:36:17","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T22:36:17","slug":"while-running-through-the-park-one-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2011\/01\/14\/while-running-through-the-park-one-night\/","title":{"rendered":"While running through the park one night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While running through the park one night<br \/>\nIn the early days of zombie blight<br \/>\nI was taken by surprise<br \/>\nBy a pair of bloodshot eyes<br \/>\nAnd I knew that I would have to win this fight.<\/p>\n<p>A moan was all I heard at last<br \/>\n[shambling sounds]<br \/>\nBefore I turned into undead repast.<br \/>\n[shambling sounds]<\/p>\n<p>I immediately turned to flee<br \/>\nBut the zombies had surrounded me<br \/>\nAnd soon I will forget<br \/>\nHow much I now regret<br \/>\nThe dawn I would not live to see.<\/p>\n<p>I was shambling through the park one night<br \/>\nInfected with the zombie blight<br \/>\nI was searching for remains<br \/>\nNot yet deprived of brains<br \/>\nIn the early days of zombie blight.<\/p>\n<p>Originally posted on <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/012806.html#520775\">Making Light<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While running through the park one night In the early days of zombie blight I was taken by surprise By a pair of bloodshot eyes And I knew that I would have to win this fight. A moan was all I heard at last [shambling sounds] Before I turned into undead repast. [shambling sounds] I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2011\/01\/14\/while-running-through-the-park-one-night\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">While running through the park one night<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1589],"tags":[1790,1758],"class_list":["post-2706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doggerel-pastiches","tag-lyrics","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2706"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2707,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2706\/revisions\/2707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}