Haven’t written a sonnet in a while, but this one just fell out of the keyboard.<\/p>\n
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\nHis wife surprised him, coming up behind
\nhim quietly. She thought she wouldn’t mind
\nIf he was surfing porn, but this was worse.
\nHe minimized the window, stammered out
\nExcuses: “Only once, it doesn’t mean
\nA thing, and it just popped up on the screen!”
\nAnd then he turned all serious, the lout.
\nHe straightened up his tentacles and said,
\n“I love you, but I love these women<\/em> more.
\nI slip myself into their hidden caves
\nAnd Kraken-like, create such mighty waves
\nThat they are shipwrecked, storm-tossed on their shore.
\nI dream at night of skin devoid of suckers
\nI’m one of them<\/em>, my dear: the human-fuckers.”<\/p>\n