{"id":2619,"date":"2007-06-01T00:00:38","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T22:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2619"},"modified":"2014-01-19T22:27:46","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T21:27:46","slug":"zombiekitteh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2007\/06\/01\/zombiekitteh\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombiekitteh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>im in ur ruinz shamblin about<br \/>smellin lik deth and rotn dekay<br \/>mices and birdies all runin out<br \/>i can has brains?<\/p>\n<p>i tiny kittee not veri tal<br \/>bitin ur nekaps off if i mai<br \/>clim up a tree an on ur hed fal<br \/>i can has brains?<\/p>\n<p>member before-tym i was alaiv<br \/>lying in sunshine all dai<br \/>eten da kat fud when it ariv<br \/>i can has brains?<\/p>\n<p>movin so slow 2 make u feel saif<br \/>m just a kittee don run awai<br \/>put out sum milk fur pur litl wafe<br \/>i can has brains?<\/p>\n<p>time fur da pouncin then i mov fazt!<br \/>betr than katnip now i kan plai&#8230;<br \/>big meatie human i make u last.<br \/>i can has brains!<\/p>\n<p>This was originally posted in the <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/009050.html\">Making Light LOLCats thread<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>im in ur ruinz shamblin aboutsmellin lik deth and rotn dekaymices and birdies all runin outi can has brains? i tiny kittee not veri talbitin ur nekaps off if i maiclim up a tree an on ur hed fali can has brains? member before-tym i was alaivlying in sunshine all daieten da kat fud when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2007\/06\/01\/zombiekitteh\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zombiekitteh<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1587],"tags":[1756,1758],"class_list":["post-2619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-lolcats","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2619"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2620,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619\/revisions\/2620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}