{"id":2617,"date":"2007-05-31T00:00:20","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T22:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2617"},"modified":"2014-01-19T22:27:17","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T21:27:17","slug":"ping-brother-richard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2007\/05\/31\/ping-brother-richard\/","title":{"rendered":"Ping Brother Richard"},"content":{"rendered":"

> i is king.
> i can has sanwich.
> i is king & i is hungry.
> ping brother richard
> [AFK]
 
> i can has kipr from brkfst?
> i can has cold kfc, k?
> i is king
> i can has sanwich.
 
> why ur in my country fitin?
> were in tewx.
> no mustard!
> o noes!
> ping brother richard
> [AFK]
 
> tuna pasta?
> stfu
> i can has bacon?
> blt?
> i is king.
> i can has sanwich.
 
> WTF?
> woodvilles in pantry?
> clarence is drinkin my boozes?
> ping brother richard.
> [AFK]
 
> i is king
> know how 2 run things
> so wtf is with this place?
> i is king
> i can has sanwich
> ping brother richard
> [AFK]<\/p>\n

This is a pastiche of a John M Ford<\/a> villanelle<\/a>.  It was originally posted on the Making Light LOLCats thread<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

> i is king.> i can has sanwich.> i is king & i is hungry.> ping brother richard> [AFK] > i can has kipr from brkfst?> i can has cold kfc, k?> i is king> i can has sanwich. > why ur in my country fitin?> were in tewx.> no mustard!> o noes!> ping brother richard> [AFK] > … Continue reading Ping Brother Richard<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1589,1595],"tags":[1757,1756,1725],"class_list":["post-2617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doggerel-pastiches","category-villanelles","tag-i-am-the-king-now-and-i-want-a-sandwich","tag-lolcats","tag-mike-ford"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2618,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2617\/revisions\/2618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}