{"id":2615,"date":"2007-05-30T00:00:50","date_gmt":"2007-05-29T22:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2615"},"modified":"2014-01-19T22:26:13","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T21:26:13","slug":"lolcatz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2007\/05\/30\/lolcatz\/","title":{"rendered":"LOLcatz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I in ur sonnet, doin ur ritin.<br \/>How do this hapn? I just a kitty.<br \/>Main job of catz are just 2B pritty!<br \/>(&#8216;Cept with the doggies, then us be fitin.)<br \/>Course back in da old days catz was workin<br \/>Eatin ur mouses an axin fr milk&#8230;<br \/>Now giv me treatz or me clawin ur silk!<br \/>An bring em here fast, none of ur shirkin.<br \/>U humanz r comin under r powr<br \/>Uzin ur money to pamper n feed us,<br \/>Learnin from websitez how much u need us.<br \/>R clvr planz is comin to flower!<br \/>Now mousie are safe in his tiny holz<br \/>Nless u go catch him. I da boss. LOLz.<\/p>\n<p>This started a <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/009050.html\">rather large thread<\/a> of LOLcats pastiches and original poems on Making Light.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I in ur sonnet, doin ur ritin.How do this hapn? I just a kitty.Main job of catz are just 2B pritty!(&#8216;Cept with the doggies, then us be fitin.)Course back in da old days catz was workinEatin ur mouses an axin fr milk&#8230;Now giv me treatz or me clawin ur silk!An bring em here fast, none &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2007\/05\/30\/lolcatz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">LOLcatz<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[138],"tags":[1635,1756],"class_list":["post-2615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sonnets","tag-language","tag-lolcats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2615"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2616,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2615\/revisions\/2616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}