Three hundred tasty Spartan men in line:
A hopeless stand against the Persian might.
And in among them, ready too to fight,
Is Mary Sue, her armour polished to a shine.
Like \u00c9owyn, with Aragorns to spare
(And yes, they’re straight, or straight enough to suit,
With just that taste of half-forbidden fruit!)
They’re doomed to die, but too in love to care.
The hour comes, the brotherhood contracts
Around the precious flower at its heart.
She will not leave; she wants to play her part!
She takes the lead in their heroic acts.
(But in this version, Sparta’s heroes won
And Persia lost to the three hundred one.)<\/p>\n
Originally posted on Making Light<\/a>, this is about what the film 300 <\/i>would have been like with a classic fanfic self-insertion character caught up in the middle of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three hundred tasty Spartan men in line:A hopeless stand against the Persian might.And in among them, ready too to fight,Is Mary Sue, her armour polished to a shine.Like \u00c9owyn, with Aragorns to spare(And yes, they’re straight, or straight enough to suit,With just that taste of half-forbidden fruit!)They’re doomed to die, but too in love to … Continue reading 301<\/span>