{"id":2562,"date":"2006-12-24T00:00:14","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T23:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2562"},"modified":"2014-01-19T21:50:23","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T20:50:23","slug":"a-kink-in-the-tail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2006\/12\/24\/a-kink-in-the-tail\/","title":{"rendered":"A kink in the tail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tyrannosaurus Rex comes thumping in,<br \/>At least an acre&#8217;s worth of latex on.<br \/>His dom, a Microraptor with a grin,<br \/>Is eyeing up that cute Iguanadon.<br \/>Triceratops is green with envy for<br \/>Velociraptor&#8217;s corsetry and tights,<br \/>While cosplay Stegasaurus at the door<br \/>Keeps riff-raff out. Our Mesozoic nights<br \/>Begin like this, but often end in pairs<br \/>Among the club-ferns, just two dino guys,<br \/>The costumes off, no longer after stares,<br \/>Embracing till the sun begins to rise.<br \/>You mammals look surprised? You know there&#8217;s none<br \/>So strange as love, or new beneath the sun.<\/p>\n<p>Originally posted on <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/007688.html\">Making Light<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tyrannosaurus Rex comes thumping in,At least an acre&#8217;s worth of latex on.His dom, a Microraptor with a grin,Is eyeing up that cute Iguanadon.Triceratops is green with envy forVelociraptor&#8217;s corsetry and tights,While cosplay Stegasaurus at the doorKeeps riff-raff out. Our Mesozoic nightsBegin like this, but often end in pairsAmong the club-ferns, just two dino guys,The costumes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2006\/12\/24\/a-kink-in-the-tail\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A kink in the tail<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[138,139],"tags":[1729,1730],"class_list":["post-2562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sonnets","category-who_can_categor","tag-dinosaurs","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2563,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions\/2563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}