{"id":2555,"date":"2006-12-01T00:00:41","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T23:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/?p=2555"},"modified":"2014-01-19T21:52:59","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T20:52:59","slug":"sonnet-from-platitude-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2006\/12\/01\/sonnet-from-platitude-spam\/","title":{"rendered":"Sonnet from platitude spam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>A preaching fox<\/i>, as <b>Wymond<\/b> lets us see,<br \/><i>Distracts us from our geese<\/i>&#8230; <b>Hieronimus<\/b><br \/>Says <i>forced kindness must then thankless be<\/i>&#8230;<br \/>When kindness is advice, and forced on us,<br \/>Distracting from the pleasure we find here,<br \/>I take their platitudinous links ill.<br \/>But blocking comments would, I greatly fear,<br \/><i>Be burning down the house, the mouse to kill<\/i>&#8230;.<br \/>(And thank you, <b>Dorothy<\/b>, I won&#8217;t forget.)<br \/><i>The best fish swim<\/i>, <b>George<\/b> tells us, <i>bottomward<\/i>&#8230;<br \/>But <b>Laura<\/b> warns us that <i>the gifts we get<br \/>From enemies have dangers<\/i>&#8230; So I&#8217;ve heard.<br \/>I wrote this verse from <b>Lawrence<\/b>&#8216;s kind thought :<br \/><i>That nothing is so bad it&#8217;s good for naught<\/i>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Originally posted on <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/008278.html\">Making Light<\/a>, following a flood of spam disguised as platitude posts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A preaching fox, as Wymond lets us see,Distracts us from our geese&#8230; HieronimusSays forced kindness must then thankless be&#8230;When kindness is advice, and forced on us,Distracting from the pleasure we find here,I take their platitudinous links ill.But blocking comments would, I greatly fear,Be burning down the house, the mouse to kill&#8230;.(And thank you, Dorothy, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2006\/12\/01\/sonnet-from-platitude-spam\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sonnet from platitude spam<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[138],"tags":[1731],"class_list":["post-2555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sonnets","tag-community"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2556,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2555\/revisions\/2556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}