Martin was running the bath.<\/p>\n
Fiona said, “I need to poo!”, and the upstairs reverberated with her footsteps in the hall.<\/p>\n
And then it came. A heart-rending howl of horror and despair from Martin, followed by Fiona’s bitter weeping. And I realised instantly that Fiona’s low spirits had been due to digestive difficulties, and that these problems had suddenly become much worse. And Martin hates that kind of thing.<\/p>\n
Those of you, dear readers, who have or have had a three year old know what sort of a scene I walked into in the bathroom upstairs. You need no description.<\/p>\n
And those of you who do not know, from bitter experience, do not want to know. Please trust me on this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Martin was running the bath. Fiona said, “I need to poo!”, and the upstairs reverberated with her footsteps in the hall. And then it came. A heart-rending howl of horror and despair from Martin, followed by Fiona’s bitter weeping. And I realised instantly that Fiona’s low spirits had been due to digestive difficulties, and that … Continue reading Alarming sounds from upstairs<\/span>