{"id":1868,"date":"2006-03-02T19:55:14","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T18:55:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sunpig.com\/mt-entry-1868.html"},"modified":"2014-01-19T21:23:54","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T20:23:54","slug":"alexs-turn-to-be-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2006\/03\/02\/alexs-turn-to-be-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Alex&#8217;s Turn to Be Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/evilrooster\/106879793\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/45\/106879793_eb5681dfcc_m.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" alt=\"DSC00760\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Taken 26 February 2006<\/em><\/p>\n<p>At the dinner table tonight, apropos of nothing whatsoever: <em>If you want to look like a robot, this is what you have to do.  First you put a box on your head, with a square hole in it.  Then you put socks on your hands.  Then you take off all your clothes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t make this stuff up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taken 26 February 2006 At the dinner table tonight, apropos of nothing whatsoever: If you want to look like a robot, this is what you have to do. First you put a box on your head, with a square hole in it. Then you put socks on your hands. Then you take off all your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/2006\/03\/02\/alexs-turn-to-be-funny\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Alex&#8217;s Turn to Be Funny<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123],"tags":[1580,1635],"class_list":["post-1868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-alex","tag-language"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2887,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1868\/revisions\/2887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunpig.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}