Just heard on the news that the US Secret Service have escorted Dick Cheney from the Washington DC to a "safe location" in preparation for the anniversary of September 11th.

You know how, when you need to find your passport after not using it for a while and can't find it, you do know that you must have left it in a safe place?

Bush: So where's Dick?

Secret Service Agent 1: You mean he's not here?

Bush: You guys took him away last week.

Secret Service Agent 1: Oh, that's right. Damn. Where did we put him?

Secret Service Agent 2: I don't remember, either. But I know we put him in a safe place somewhere...

Here's hoping!